Feel My Soul Avenger

Fact: Everyone has a soulmate. Fact: Superheroes exist as do villains. I'm not talking your average; "let's rob a bank villains," though those exist too. I'm talking your "let's take over the world villains." Fact: Those villains are majorly evil and are coming after me because of who my Soulmates are. Fact: Well the fact is, I'm majorly screwed.