The Life and Love of Vernon Dursley

Vernon and Petunia's relationship has not been great. They have not had sex since Dudley was conceived; Petunia said she did not want to do it ever again; she'd already given him a son. So, Vernon decided to look elsewhere for some FUN. Petunia, Dumbledore, Molly, Ginny, Ron, Hermione bashing. Good Vernon and Dudley. Alive Cedric, Sirius and Remus.