Maybe, Maybe, Maybe

'"Oh deer, well I'll be stagg-ered. Al-doe, you aren't exactly fawn-ing over me." James argues and smirks. "You're not fawn-y. You've broken my hart. I'll just put it be-hind me." Lily retorts.' Classical Marauders story with lots of puns and possibilitiesZ Recommendations are allowed, do not worry, I am open to improvements.