Once Upon A Pirate

Everyone dreams of having an adventure, at least once in their life. It's not always possible, unfortunately. But, what if you were gifted a chance? Would it be a miracle? Would it be a curse? Who knows, it's not like it could happen simply by, I don't know, opening a door... right? I hereby present my adventure! ... Or the story of how I opened a door and ended up in One piece.