I Don't Have a Choice (But I Still Choose You)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single guy, in possession of wealth, intelligence, and unfairly good looks, must be a complete and utter dick. Thanks to Mercedes Jones's libido, Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe are thrown uncomfortably into each other's worlds in this homage to Pride and Prejudice. Co-written with the incredible Sparrow30!