Percy Jackson and the Blue Balls

Percy and Nico have been dating for a couple of months now and Percy really wants to get laid. Like, REALLY. The only problem? He thinks Nico is being a gentleman, when in reality, Nico is just being a virgin. Now it's up to Percy to deflower a certain son of Hades, come what may (and he really hoped they may come). Nico/Percy slash Nicercy