Skulduggery Pleasant: The Most Random Thing I've Ever Written

Want people randomly exploding? This story got it! Want China Sorrows eating our favorite gun-slinging skeleton's hand? Woo! Want some characters derping around the Faceless Ones Realm? Yeah, OK. You get the picture right? RIGHT? Elbow Licking fun! Skulduggery's hat was the only thing that could save them all.. According to China. (I had the giggles writing this, it's all for fun)