Better Half

George's earliest memory of Fred is a little blurry. His twin is standing in front of him in their shared cot, looking disdainfully down at him as if to say, 'it's not as if it's hard'. His nappy clung to his cute little baby butt like designer Gucci, and his baby-jumpsuit hung splendidly from his frame. George, meanwhile, was covered in snot and mushy banana from lunch time.