Fanon-no-Jutsu

After the 4th Shinobi World War, when Naruto is hit by an enemy Jutsu, he wakes up as a genin. But everything is different. Sakura is a loudspeaker that attacks him for any little inconvenience, Sasuke is draining the color from the world and has an army of fangirls and nothing makes sense. Meanwhile, everyone tries to wake him up from his genjutsu sleep.