Harry Gains a Harem

"There's got to be something useful you can do with fame, honestly!" Harry says. Luna suggests a harem. Sweet, innocent, 12-year-old Harry doesn't really know what a harem entails, but more friends would be lovely. Ron refuses to be left out of the fun, and Hermione thinks it a good idea. It spirals from there. A crack!fic parody of the harem genre.