The Marauders' Code of Honor (and Other Oxymorons)

"We have this deal - the Marauders' Code of Honor - and we've sworn to not let girls come between us. So I can't date you because Peter liked you first." "But if he stopped liking me... then we could go out." Sirius laughed. "Yeah I guess." And so began my mission to shake the fancy of one not easily deterred Peter Pettigrew - while simultaneously trying to win a class election.