Loophole? Yes, Please

What happens when both Magic and Death decide that Harry has been screwed over too much in his life? What do they do about it? Set right at the end of Deathly Hallows. Post-war fic with a twist. Also, just a heads up, a little but of Merlin (and I mean a little) and Greek Mythology thrown in. SOME Read/Watch elements, but that is not what the plot hinges on, promise!