Siriusly Drunk About Girls

"Harry and Sirius end up drunk one night Christmas of fifth year. Harry ends up telling Sirius about the mortifying poem in his second year. Sirius guffaws after hearing Harry recite it and proclaims, 'I thought Hermione was better with words than that'" (full summary in chapter 1) - a Prompt Challenge from the H.M.S. Harmony discord channel. A five-chapter story (for now).