Gits and Ice Cream

When Sirius Black and his semi long-term girlfriend broke up I expected him to throw himself into his pranking and maybe dabble a little bit in some Firewhiskey. I didn't expect him to try to get a new girlfriend immediately to cover up his wounded pride and I definitely didn't expect that girlfriend to be me. *Featuring guest author CharlotteBlackwood as Remus Lupin's stalker*