Harry potter: World's shortest Fanfic

I bet that I can write the World's shortest fanfiction (A/Ns not included in the measurement) do you think you can beat me? then try, I dare you. Note: should this go against the site's rules please tell me, I will remove it. Waiting for challengers, you can't beat me, Created just to play with the "Short chapters" complain in the reviews, don't take this seriously, please.