15 Secrets Nobody Needs To Know

We've all had that moment: you want to add a chapter to that really cool fic you've not updated for two months. You sit down at the computer, all ready to write- and your mind goes blank. But you're here now, so you write anyway, and end up with this: a collection of secrets the various herd members have that kills the fanfiction rules and dances on their graves. Enjoy.