Legend of the Prosci

Gather around my babywiches, I have a story to tell. See, before we were all here inside this loaf of bread, there was a legend. In which 'Breddy', Fitz sandwich great-grandson tells his heroic story to his nephews and nieces. After all, sandwiches can be heroes too. A crack-fic obviously set after T.A.H.I.N.I (LIVING IN A SANDWICH PARADISE).