A Very Peculiar Acute Heart Condition

Begins in a serious tone, ends in crack. It is slash between Voldemort and Harry, you have been warned. Semi-overused plot with a twist. Harry ends up a prisoner in Malfoy's dungeons, and things aren't looking up to him. Voldemort, his only visitor, wants him dead and Harry just wants his freedom. And the Headmasters are laughing their heads off. Read at your own risk!