A Man Rants at a Camera, for Hours On End

In which a not-quite SI is stuck in the Taroverse, around the events of NieR: Automata. Not that he knows it, of course. What else to do, but start a vlog detailing his misadventure? I don't know what to call this. Its not quite fluff, its not quite crack, its not quite serious - its just a man talking at a camera, at an audience that he can't see. Take that as you will.