The Chronicles of Persassy Jackson
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Gaea: "Percy Jackson, I will kill you!" Percy: "Hello, you are number 81893. Please wait in line." Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen himself, Persassius Jackson, sassiest of any hero to walk the streets of NYC. Series of drabbles/one-shots relating to the most sarcastic hero of all time. Warning: Parody/Crackfic. T for swearing.