On Hygiene, Murder, and Romance

"I need to nail the blankets over the windows. The rain-" "Fang." "Max, I'm-" "Well if you're going to be grumpy about it, fine. I'll just stay cold." "I'm trying to keep you dry." "I thought you liked me better wet?" "Oh, right, I can't curse, but you can make naughty references at me?" - Post-Nevermore oneshot.