Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt

Greetings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to tell you all about the various things you should like or hate. You may know me from my appearances on YouTube, but now I'm taking over Fanfiction! Now, all I have to do is blast you with my read-inator, so you'll read my Daily Dirts. Also, if there's a topic you'd like me to cover, just let me know.