Saturday in the Pit

Multiple characters, mostly RAH style. Fluff. It's a quiet Saturday in the Pit. What do bored Joes and Green Shirts do? What about bored Ninja? Yes, I included Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, and Jinx, by name, for the sake of some of you here. You know who you are. I made the attempt; don't flame me if I fall short, please. Some swearing, sexual innuendo... rated M for safety