you crossed the line
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What happens when Chris Pratt says 'kill Iron Man' and my brain replaces 'kill' with 'have sex with'. I apologise for nothing. [...when Tony looks up he sees pained but amused green eyes, staring out of a smeary mask of blood, and something weird happens in his pants - and then Quill hits Tony hard enough that he sees stars and his knees disappear altogether for a moment.]