Adventures with Severus Snape and Nagini

This is never going to work Severus thought. "I'm not pleasssed about thisss either." "Do you realize how ridiculous this all is?" "You sssaid you teach dunderheadsss yesssss? Maybe they won't noticcce." "You're a bloody boa constrictor in a wig!" - In which Nagini comes to Hogwarts to spy on Harry and generally create mischief. Voldemort is very silly as is this story.