Circe's Guide to Teaching Ultramodern Potions

Morticia has handled and taught a decent number of wizarding generations, but her current Advanced Potions class is by far the worst. Her students range from angelic sociopaths to mischief doers, airheaded prodigies, and, of course, the trademark bane of her teaching career: lovesick teenagers hiding behind corridor tapestries. Snape warned her plenty, but if only she had listened…