Thundering Lust

(I should tell you, this was a contest between me and Brit, otherwise this story would never exist). Old Deuteronomy has a liking for a certain railway cat... That's it. I've got nothing else for this way too far fanfic and I hate myself and Brittny for it... *sighs* Read if you dare. Rated T for VERY suggestive themes, well, for me anyway, but you've seen worse... don't judge me.