Misdemeanors

Once upon a time-... No, no no no, you cannot start a story like that!...Well, why not?...Well, I don't know, it's becoming too hackneyed isn't it?...Well then I suppose you're right, but do you have something better? ..Yes, because, this is the story of us. Let's just start where it actually begins, not once upon a time, just the year it all happened.