Superheroes Behaving Badly

'No way am I playing babysitter to Phil's children. They'd eat me alive, and they'll do the same to anyone dumb enough to try playing Supernanny.' Fury took it as a challenge. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. For a prompt on the Avengers Kink Meme.