The Honeymoon Headache

This is little more than a forum drabble. Blame FallenBelle for me expanding it a bit and posting it before the big Wedding Episode. Normally I'm on Team AlmostVirgin!William, but a certain sneak preview led me to speculate on how things might go down if Inspector B's wedding day jitters "advice" had been misplaced. Dedicated to all the stalwart folk on Team NotAVirgin!William :)