John Spartan Breaks Time

Now that the Zeta Halo crisis is done, John is looking forward to one thing and one thing only: A frigging nap. Unfortunately for him, a Forerunner slipspace crystal has different ideas. With a mere touch the insane Spartan finds himself back at the beginning aboard the Pillar of Autumn, face-to-face with himself. Really, he just wants some peace and quiet, is that too much to ask?