Reignition

"Vikings have been emasculated since Hiccup Haddock dared to stop the wars between dragons and ourselves years ago. He might reign as Chief of the Hairy Hooligans on his new fancy island, but us patriotic, true vikings will lead the movement to bring back a way of life that restores the dignity, the strength, and the nature of being a viking," said Thog, barking his envy.