don't ruin the leather seats, boys

In which Albus writes poetry on bathroom walls, Scorpius drinks soda from a straw and makes Teddy spit coffee on him, a lot of other types of sucking goes down, too, and Albus steals several cars. /Rating to be safe - not anything graphic /Pairing Diversity Boot Camp /For mew /set in the "aww, boyzzz" universe