Alexander's birthday gone wrong

"Well… you see, my wife Eliza decided to kick me out of the house and make me go for a walk this morning with only ONE coat. It's absolutely freezing out here and I have work to do, but she wouldn't listen. So I agreed and now I'm here in the cold and I hate winter so so so much!" he blurted out in one breath. Again, this was transferred off of my friends account onto my new one!