A Day in the Life of Captain Macintosh
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In which Captain Big Macintosh must wake up a troop of unruly guards before sunrise, survive Pluffpume's morning hyper-ramble, stop Zephyr from hitting on Tempest, and put on a show of professionalism for the Princesses. Crackfic. Includes multiple guard OCs. Written before the season 4 finale.