Miles Edgeworth: Ace Straight Man

I was crapping on the toilet today, and I had an idea: what if Edgeworth was straight? I think it'd look something like this. NOTE: I only wrote this AU to PROVE that Edgeworth/Franziska is BAD and INCEST. If you unironically ship them, like Jordan Phoenix does, your going to hell. Shipping them is NOT okay. It's also pedophilia. Jordan, I hope you read this and learn something.