Summary
Mythical interferences in Hermione's life were not what she asked for, and she was sure he didn't ask for this kind of thing either. At least she could say she touched his abs. Note: Sirens/Magical Tattoos/Muggle!Neville/Muggle!Luna - Runner-Up for Best Characterization and Admin Award for Best Action on Hermione's Haven Roll-A-Prompt 2019!