A Rebellious Runaway who crumbled a House of Cards

Harry Potter decided that after his Second Year, enough is enough. When Dobby appeared to save him from Lucius Malfoy, he got a brilliant idea to run away, and ruin everyone and everything while living his ideal life in the muggle world. At least, the drama in the Muggle World is very understandable and easier to accept than the Magical World. Multiple X-Overs, SLASH/Yaoi