This Bloody Life of Ours

"So you're saying that you're my real father, I'm an alien who is to be king of a planet whose inhabitants are at war with another planet because some guy killed this other guy's family and pissed him off, my father is my uncle, and I'm supposed to choose a wife within the next 72 hours or I can't rule?" "It's a good thing that human fell from the sky, then. She'll be a good wife."