The Secret Life

My name is Remy William Lupin and I had the perfect life . . . that is until one drunken night with my girlfriend Demitria . . . in my aunt's office . . . with a defective contraception charm. . . and now my girlfriends pregnant, half my family hates me, my sister is a werewolf and my girlfriend's father want's me dead. It's ok, life can't get any worse can it. Oh wait, It can.