Eric Cartman Is A Fuckin' Fatass And He Always Will Be

For whatever reason, Kenny and Butters have stuck by him through the years, but Stan and Kyle left them behind. Working minimum wage, drowning in student debt; he and the new gang need money if they ever want to move out of their parents' respective houses. Things have been going well, but it seems like no matter how much they steal, it's never enough for Cartman. He wants more.