Russia's child is full of grace

United (UsUk child) visits his cousin, Rucan (Ruscan). Unfortunately, he runs into France's perverted daughter, who attempts something horrid on the British-American. Rucan snaps, living up to his Russian heritage. Guest starring Canada! C: (OC nation children, got bored of just seeing this on my desktop without doing anything. T for very suggestive themes, may change to M later)