He's A Pirate Too

Arr! A Short piratey sequel to He's A Pirate. Our OOC Johnlocked duo is trapped on a desert island and must face pirates because I got bored and wrote this cracky fic. Johhlock (obviously), slash, violence, swearing, m/m, too many pirate tropes, and slash. Rated M. Arr, give it a try. Chapter 5 posted, and on time, so I don't hav'ta walk d' plank! :P