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Lily is rather dismayed to learn that Sirius has slipped some Amortentia into her morning juice. "And who am I supposed to be in love with then? You?" Black blinked at her. "Er, why? Do you feel like you might be in love with me?" "Not even a little bit," she said, venomously, "Who is it? Oh bollocks, don't tell me. I can already tell. It's Potter isn't it?"