Harry Teh Empath: Basically A Basic Other BWL Story

Come with us, reader! Come with your author and ghostwriter(Me) on a mystical journey where we write a basic other BWL Harry Potter fanfic! Come, reader! Across a slightly more grammatically correct rendition of an age old tale! Harry is overpowered. His parents are entitled. Dumbledore is an ass. The other BWL is a brat. Snape is good(?). Voldemort is...a love interest!