The Short-Story Speedwriting Challenge: Save Hogan's Heroes!

LeBeau is so bored due to the recent lack of missions, that he threatens to escape and start fighting the war elsewhere. Of course we can't have that, so Carter and the others come up with a way to show LeBeau that they're not merely idling their time away in Stalag 13: they're issuing a short-story speedwriting challenge for us, to provide the guys with some new adventures! UPDATE