Chocolate Cake (with Buttercream Frosting)

Thorin is your average man. He's got a best friend he wants to strangle, a loving family he hasn't spoken to in years, about as much love life as the Pope, and a decent paying job he excels at – as a hitman. Of course, he had to go and kill a man his bosses wanted alive and Thorin finds himself on the run, hiding out in the village of Erebor as a baker.