The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style

Yes, a new story, I feel inspired. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.