Misadventures in Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor...unless one falls out of the sky. Well! That's not walking then, is it? More like landing. A lone shinobi accidentally strands himself in Middle Earth through no fault but his own and "accidentally" forges an army. One misunderstanding leads to another, and so begins the Misadventures in Mordor. Humor-driven story. No real pairing to speak of.