Tatooine Gusha

"How in the Sith-hells do these things happen to you, Kenobi? Enslaved to a Hutt on a desert backwater in the Outer Rim and you still end up raising the Chosen One and defeating the first Sith Lord anyone has seen in a millennium." Qui-Gon Jinn does not quite tie up all loose ends on Bandomeer, and by "loose ends" we mean Obi-Wan Kenobi, who consequently lives a very different life